Definitions by dragsbruh

Hello 

A strange word commonly used alongside "Hi", "Hey" and sometimes, when people are horny "Heyyy". This strange word is what people because they don't know how to start a conversation.
Its use was first appeared in the 1800s as an attempt by some weird humans to grasp attention. Its variants or similar words include "hallo". It soon rose to being a common word after the invention of telephone.

Scientists still are discovering a way to make humans not dumb so that we don't have to use such strange and alien words in order to start a conversation. However, this word is widely in use and won't disappear anytime soon.

Hello!
Oh hi there.
I need help to solve my problem with this weird Chickentai ness I have

Hello by dragsbruh November 20, 2023

Bean spiller 

A person who is absolutely addicted to spilling the beans, no matter what

Person: *tells secret
Person: Bro don't tell anyone, i hope you are not a bean spiller
Person 2: Trust me bro

Also Person 2: (on radio) Everybody, Joe told me that he lik-

Bean spiller by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Chickentai 

When you're into chicks and hentai but you don't want anyone to know that

"Bro what do you like? Dont lie"
"Uh I am into chickentai, a subject researching very important stuff"

Chickentai by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Coffee 

Legal drugs

He drank coffee. He's beyond hyperactive now.

Coffee by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Caffeinectomy 

The abrupt and painful removal of all sources of caffeine from one's life, resulting in withdrawal symptoms akin to a person who has lost all meaning in their existence.

After realizing the detrimental effects of excessive caffeine consumption, John decided to undergo a caffeinectomy. Now, he wanders through life in a perpetual state of tiredness, questioning the purpose of his existence with every yawn.

Caffeinectomy by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Schrodinger's Dog

When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.

I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.

Schrodinger's Dog by dragsbruh July 12, 2023