Rio Buffet

the act of giving a blow job reversed while allowing the nut-sack to rest on the eyes.

man, my girl was complaining about not getting enough sleep, so i delt her a Rio Buffet to clear the bags from under her eyes!

by jackswift87 December 29, 2010

Pillow Buffing

When a man lies naked on his couch, not yet sexually aroused but proceeds to cross his legs around a pillow and lightly grind on it.

Yeah dude, I totally walked in on Francesco pillow buffing.

by terriblepseudonym April 8, 2013

The Buffing System

The system is which oral sex is conducted normally on a male but with certain provisons a female may be done. The oral sex is done when a girl or guy wrapps there tongue aroung the penis and slowly caresses the girth and length of the male or females shaft.

Male: Goose you going to buddies house today?

Goose: Yes of course, Buddies Advocate style.

Male: Oh I would say I sense The Buffing System coming into play, but you cant get shit so.

by The Flori$t June 24, 2012

Ghetto Buffer

The area of ghetto and bad neighborhoods that separates a major city from the surrounding suburbs. To get to downtown, one must either go through, or around the Ghetto Buffer.

Wife: Honey, why are you getting on the freeway? It's a shorter trip on the smaller roads because of all the traffic on the interstate.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.

by Konbadboi July 26, 2016

fart buffer

The wind present in your bowel that stops you from needing a ful blown poo

Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

boneless buffet

A gangbang your girl goes to

Honey do you wanna go to the boneless buffet

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 22, 2019

buffer break

The time spent getting snacks, going to the washroom, or other such activities while waiting for a video to buffer.

"I need to let this episode of The Simpsons buffer so I can watch it. I'm going to take a buffer break."

by bodegas May 14, 2009