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Van Gogh's Paint Brush 

The secretion soaked, cylindrical accumulation of pubic hair at the bottom of the scrotum, which exists as a result of very sloppy oral sex, that paints the receivers forehead or chin with their own saliva throughout the sexual encounter.

Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.
I was attempting to write my name on her forehead with Van Gogh's Paint Brush, but the flow of saliva washed my work away far too quickly.
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Hilly Brush boy

A male of late teenage or young adult age that lives at home, has a job in retail or no job, and goes to a local community college or just doesn't go at all. Although it is not a trend centered on that group, most tend to wear baggy pants.
That guy over there, he's a Hilly Brush boy.
Hilly Brush boy by Whitewater December 24, 2008

Minty tooth brush 

Masturbating while brushing your teeth with minty toothpaste and then using the jizz as mouth wash.
Little jimmy is determined to perform a minty tooth brush every morning.

Paint Brush 

The action of manhandling your own set of sweaty jewels, than proceeding to slide your hand across a friends face thus warming their face with slimy goodness...
johnny proceeded to bring his hands out of his pants, and paint brush josh.
Paint Brush by DatFlow October 6, 2008

china brush 

A liquid that comes in a bottle no bigger than 4 inches, helps chaps last longer in bed after the liquid is put on his knob.
Sam - 'How did it go last night Rick? Did you smash her back doors in or what?'
Rick - 'Bloody nightmare mate, we was watching the Paul O'Grady show and when the adverts came on I made my move.'
Sam - 'Yeh, and?'
Rick - 'I threw my fucking beans up her before the adverts had finished.'
Sam - 'You need some of this, China Brush. I once rumped a bird for 4 and half hours with this stuff on my knob, my brothers knob fell off cos he was rumping for 6 hours straight.'
Rick - 'Sounds promising.'
china brush by James_Dean_007 November 15, 2013

taint brush 

The article used to clean or scrub one's taint. Can be anything from a toothbrush to streetsweeper depending on the size and severity of taint uncleanliness. Traditionally used by females; males use grundle brushes.
Stay out from under Meredith, she hasn't used a taint brush in years.
taint brush by webecheefin April 10, 2006

toilet brush 

A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.
"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"