4 definitions by James_Dean_007
You're driving your car on a beautiful summers day, sweat is making its way down the curve of your back before dropping into the crease of your ass. You wiggle constantly trying to get comfortable because the sweat has nowhere to go as it slowly solidifies. PAINFUL
Cyril - 'Yo, why the f*** are you wriggling around on your chair?'
K - 'Because my ass is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, Damn motherfucker! This is PAIN! This is Sweaty Ass Syndrome!'
K - 'Because my ass is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, Damn motherfucker! This is PAIN! This is Sweaty Ass Syndrome!'
by James_Dean_007 November 14, 2013
Knee high boots worn by girls/women who want to be fucked, the boots are used as a communication tool to signal to men they wanna get banged ASAP.
Cyril - 'PWHOAR! Paul's sister was at the school gates earlier.'
Cecil - 'Was she wearing her ComeFuckMeBoots?
Cyril - 'Yep.'
Cecil - 'Oh SHIT! I missed her.'
Cecil - 'Was she wearing her ComeFuckMeBoots?
Cyril - 'Yep.'
Cecil - 'Oh SHIT! I missed her.'
by James_Dean_007 November 14, 2013
A liquid that comes in a bottle no bigger than 4 inches, helps chaps last longer in bed after the liquid is put on his knob.
Sam - 'How did it go last night Rick? Did you smash her back doors in or what?'
Rick - 'Bloody nightmare mate, we was watching the Paul O'Grady show and when the adverts came on I made my move.'
Sam - 'Yeh, and?'
Rick - 'I threw my fucking beans up her before the adverts had finished.'
Sam - 'You need some of this, China Brush. I once rumped a bird for 4 and half hours with this stuff on my knob, my brothers knob fell off cos he was rumping for 6 hours straight.'
Rick - 'Sounds promising.'
Rick - 'Bloody nightmare mate, we was watching the Paul O'Grady show and when the adverts came on I made my move.'
Sam - 'Yeh, and?'
Rick - 'I threw my fucking beans up her before the adverts had finished.'
Sam - 'You need some of this, China Brush. I once rumped a bird for 4 and half hours with this stuff on my knob, my brothers knob fell off cos he was rumping for 6 hours straight.'
Rick - 'Sounds promising.'
by James_Dean_007 November 15, 2013
A family where cousins banging eachother is common, brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'family party,' this fucked up practice is to consolidate their vast wealth. They're worth is in the hundreds of trillions, and if I walked into a pub with one he would pop off to the toilet and expect me to get the drinks in. Very tight.
by James_Dean_007 November 14, 2013