Mississippi Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.

I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Mississippi Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

by Slobknobbins July 20, 2017

slammed on brakes

To have such extreme skidmarks in one's underwear or pants that he or she must have "slammed on brakes."

*Notices guy up ahead with skidmarks on his pants*
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"

by GrumpyFox July 21, 2017

jelly bracelets

The people I know just wear these bracelets as what they are...jewlery...with NO sexual meaning behind them at all! Infact, I don't think most of us at my school even knew that there was a sexual meaning to them until an article came out in the newspaper! The teachers started going psycho and banned them from the middle schools, and I guess they were banned at the high school too, but people still wear them. My friends and I just joke around about the sexual link to the bracelets, because we think it's funny as hell!

One of my friends had some grey jelly bracelets, and when her mom found out about the whole sex game behind them, she told her to take them off. My friend said no, and they fought over them and both her and her mom broke them off her wrist. Last I heard, grey meant fisting.

by I AM IRON (wo)MAN!!...Ozzy July 29, 2004

Brawesome

A combination of 'Braw' (Scottish for 'fine'), and 'Awesome'.

Used to define an achievement or experience, etc.

1. 'How was the film?'

'Brawesome.'

2. 'Mate, that climb you just did was brawesome.'

by Tidylicious March 27, 2011

Bracsten

Smart, cute, and sexy and can always keep you smiling. :)

"Hey! Who's that sexy thing?"

"Bracsten!"

:D

by Becca Schaeffer April 14, 2011

jelly bracelets

Blue= oral/ blowjob/ head
red = lapdance
yellow= hug/ or kiss mostly hug
black= sex(THIS IS THE 1 THAT EVERY1 AGREES UPON.)
white =flash boobies (sometimes = gay kiss, or french kiss)
pink = flashin
hot pink= makeout
clear pink = grl's choice
clear= the breaker's/ snapper's choice
purple= anal(doggy style, or holdin hands)
silver/gray= fistin
green= eat out
orange = kiss
glow in da dark= sex t.

black& red= 69
brown= toss my SALAD
glittery gold= make out



there are more than that

that's mostly wat the mean at ma school.
I wear them all the time i broke one of my friends he didn't een give me a hug!!
o well see they not taken seriously

cunniligus i think that mean eat out

by tttcrules May 15, 2004

mashing brakes

(adj.) a slang term used to describe sex, in a literal or boasting sense.

ex. 1
Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes

ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.

by GinjerNinjaronimator December 30, 2009