a reference to 2005 American comedy film The 40 Year Old Virgin where Paul Rudd's character, David gives Steve Carell, Andy a box of the best pornos called "Boner Jams". Boner Jams is a list of the best videos that busted your nut! aka ejaculate. Wankers keep a list of videos that made their cock explode baby batter.
Wow this video of a slut getting plowed up her cunt and ass made me Bust my load! I'm adding it to the "Boner Jams 2022" playlist!
by HornyPornoAddict March 18, 2022
A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.
Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.
Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.
Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.
by Hammer of Jesus March 14, 2017
by the sheen machine March 31, 2011
witnessing someone be hit by a car
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner
by kronic Illness February 23, 2009
Guy 1: Dude, my girl got me Modern Warfare 2 before the release date!
Guy 2: Uhhh, check yourself dude
Guy 1: Don't worry, it's just a happy boner.
Guy 2: Uhhh, check yourself dude
Guy 1: Don't worry, it's just a happy boner.
by Vhargrave April 28, 2010
by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014
Yo is that Eddie across the street jaw-jacking that other dude right up in his grill?
Sho is, and he got a Boner McGregor. That's straight gangsta!
Sho is, and he got a Boner McGregor. That's straight gangsta!
by Irwin R. Scheister Jr. August 26, 2017