Definitions by Vhargrave

HFS 

Horse Face Syndrome

When a male or female has a face that is too long and box-like, making her look like a horse.

Girl: Hey, do you wanna come to this party tonight.

Guy: Depends, is your friend gonna be there?

Girl: Yeah....

Guy: No. She has HFS, and I am NOT a jockey.

HFS by VHargrave April 28, 2010

Happy Boner 

An erection you get from pure happiness. Completely non-sexual.

Guy 1: Dude, my girl got me Modern Warfare 2 before the release date!

Guy 2: Uhhh, check yourself dude

Guy 1: Don't worry, it's just a happy boner.

Happy Boner by Vhargrave April 28, 2010