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An erection you get from pure happiness. Completely non-sexual.
Guy 1: Dude, my girl got me Modern Warfare 2 before the release date!

Guy 2: Uhhh, check yourself dude

Guy 1: Don't worry, it's just a happy boner.
by Vhargrave April 27, 2010
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