A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."
Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?
Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"
Nick: Yells "Blitz!"
They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.
Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.
Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!
Nick wins and gets to sit up front.
While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.
Nick: "Blitz!"
Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!
Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.
Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"
Nick: Yells "Blitz!"
They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.
Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.
Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!
Nick wins and gets to sit up front.
While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.
Nick: "Blitz!"
Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!
Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.
Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017
Get the Blitzmug. an anger-inducing and luck-based gamemode
by andrew4043 August 2, 2021
Get the blitzmug. “Yo you want chips ? They gonna have yo ass on blitz”
Your butt is going to be on blitz
Blitz meaning on fire
Your butt is going to be on blitz
Blitz meaning on fire
by Yeeyeekayyy January 5, 2020
Get the be on blitzmug. An indescribable feeling that is triggered whenever you interact with something related to a large franchise, like a video game series, a tv shows, etc. When hit with this feeling, you gain a sudden urge to finish all the games in a series or watch all of the episodes in a tv show. This feeling is usually paired with nostalgia, excitedness, and other positive emotions.
Person 1: Why did he decide to suddenly play and finish all of the Pokèmon games in one week?
Person 2: He got hit with "Fan Blitz" after watching one let's play.
Person 2: He got hit with "Fan Blitz" after watching one let's play.
by PixelVirgin October 23, 2020
Get the Fan Blitzmug. by Okcfan7 May 11, 2025
Get the Blitzmug. Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."
Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"
You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"
You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
by PulpFriction September 14, 2021
Get the Blood donor blitzmug. Someone who is cancerous and abusive. It is recommended to avoid any contact with someone using the name. They are likely to abuse and hack you.
by UnknownPokemon13 November 21, 2016
Get the blitzmug.