Behindmen

What you lose when you first have anal sex.

She is such a prude but I am sure I will be able to take her beindmen.

by D-train baby April 28, 2005

behben

Behben=ficken

Behben:Last night I behbet your mom!

by Schlodin Erfinder November 22, 2021

Behind the ihop dumpster

He doesn't know I know.

If I suck your dick behind the ihop dumpster, I get to suck dick behind the ihop dumpster for jobs.

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022

left behind enemy lines

When your friends leave you at the bar alone, and you proceed to black out and make bad decisions.

Man, I was left behind enemy lines last night. Woke up with tranny!

by Mookermania February 29, 2016

beat behind tescos

the action of having intercourse with a Peng individual behind the supermarket chain 'tescos'

Ayy wagwan piffting wanna go beat behind Tescos

by CrustyCheeseToastie March 14, 2017

Whats behind the bush?

King David spitting knowledge

Whats Behind the bush?
King David spitting knowledge

by jamaicanslo6killa March 31, 2019

Michaels Behind the Couch (MBTC)

MBTC is an organized group of people. The sexiest, funniest, but also cutest of people on the earth. With prolly the biggest cocks in the whole universe. Michaels behind the couch is easily the coolest of n words. This brotherhood could never be broken and will be passed on until the end of time. The jokes never stop ending and just become funnier and funnier. The popularity of this group is insane but it keeps growing along with each of our pps. The humor in this group is just unreal. We believe the goal of this group is to become as cool as the one know as camilou and soon make history as the funniest people on the planet.

Bob- U know that amazing group chat

Joe-yes the one and only MIchaels Behind the Couch (MBTC)

by Bran447 December 15, 2019