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beanervan

any van that a mexican drives, usually (but not always) a ford aerostar or fullsize chevy van. may also be a gmc safari, chevy astro, dodge caravan. beanervans are used to transport illegals across the border.
did you see all the damn mexicans sleeping in that beanervan in the parkinglot?!
by chin nuts July 12, 2007
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Bauer Hour

The hour in which Jack Bauer graces the Fox Network in the form of 24.
by Nina's dead May 9, 2006
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Beaner running

To run away with no location in mind; meander.
Kirsten hates when I start beaner running from her.
by J. tangg May 3, 2008
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Vagina Beater

A man who knows how to fuck the hell out of pussy.
Peter is an excellent Vagina Beater. He made Kim not able to walk for two weeks
by TAKimble May 27, 2010
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Jack Bauer Power Hour

Jack Bauer Power Hour (aka the best damn time of the week) occurs monday nights (or any other time of the week as long as you have an episode of 24, including commercial break (so you get the full 60 minutes)) where a shot of beer is taken for every minute Jack is in the field. If Jack is in the field kicking ass and putting his life on the line to save the US, we can at least show some respect by drinking some beer. God Bless Jack Bauer.
Hot Chick: Hey babe, wanna come out with me and my sorority girlfriends Monday night for some drinks?
Man: Fuck that, 24 is on and I have Jack Bauer Power Hour. Besides, sorority chicks are bitches.
by SneakyFoot March 2, 2010
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Bauerschmidt

Someone who talks a lot.

Comes from the words "Bauerst" (word) and "schmidtzen" (to puke) in old German where town criers were known as "word pukers".
God, Sherry will not shut up. What a bauerschmidt."
by Loraxx October 18, 2010
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Beaner-Bentley

A Chrysler 300 car driven by a Mexican or any other person with country of origin below that of Mexico on a map.
A car(particularly a Chrysler 300)you think is really nice untill you see the custom bad rims and tacky paint job and wanna-bee gangster driving it. Basicaly a Chrysler 300 becomes Beaner-Bentley
if driven by anyone making 20,000 dollars a year or less with brown skin. Its the low class version of a Bentley.
by awetexplosion September 16, 2011
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