Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

Beat-up bag of dicks by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010

Beat-Bot 

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.

Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.

Beat-Bot by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

beat meat 

to jerk off and let out stress

i wanna beat meat

beat meat by poppy head March 29, 2020

beat those cakes 

Fucking a girls vagina hard, that ya balls slap her ass.

Last night was tight as hell, Jessica was over, and i beat those cakes..

beat those cakes by K Deezy January 3, 2007

beat feet 

To leave a particular area on foot, esp. at a high rate of speed (e.g. running). This is usually done in anticipation of an unfavorable confrontation or undesirable characteristics of the area.

Most often used in the context of escaping from a particular situation. Named because of the motion and sound produced during the process, i.e. beating one's feet against the pavement.

My bitter ex-girlfriend showed up at the party I was at, so Jeff gave me a heads up and I beat feet.

There were a lot of graffiti and gang members on High Street, so Fred and I beat feet.

beat feet by SnarkyNinja June 2, 2009

beat it

(Tell a person to leave)

If you don't like somebody just tell them beat it

beat it by 50 Cent March 23, 2003

beat yourself up 

To blame or critisize oneself of their failures.

You don't have to beat yourself up,even if you lose the match.I'll be proud of you anyway.

beat yourself up by Toa Pohatu March 2, 2017