Nick was such a dumb ass that he bet Chris a balookie that he could jump over a car. Idiot broke an ankle and then Chris balookieed him while he was on the ground.
by Maximus Load December 3, 2009
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Quentin's gait was as that of a penguin that morning after his initiation. When questioned by friends he confided that he had spent the evening being buggered senseless by the Green Bay Packers with the inevitable result of his asshole now looked like a Burst Balloon.
by goody5 December 7, 2010
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A word used to describe members of anyone graduating High School around 2011. So named for the tendencies of this generation to "demand a balloon" for doing the absolute minimum amount of work and expecting automatic gratification. More literally, this gratification is generally expected in the form of grades, popularity, etc. Generally, anyone born in the early '90s can be defined as part of the Balloon Generation, regardless of whether or not they actually exhibit the above characteristics.
You're part of the balloon generation! You think you can do the absolute minimal amount of work and then ask GIMME A BALLOON and I'll actually give you one? You're weaksauce!
by NotTheBees! February 28, 2010
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Get the Blouse Balloons mug.It isn’t exactly a woman with a flat chest, but she isn’t exactly an “A “cup either. It is when the breasts looks like a birthday party balloon that you have found behind the couch 3 weeks after your birthday party, Just kind of old and deflated and most of all sad. :(
Man, her ass is nice, but she sure does have some sad balloons...what the hell, I'll still bang her...
by Balloon Popper August 16, 2010
Get the sad balloon mug.Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.
by SilkyJohnson45 December 10, 2009
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Your excessive drinking on my wedding day Popped my Balloons.
Officer, these handcuffs are seriously popping my balloons.
I have a feeling the test results are going to Pop my Balloons.
Officer, these handcuffs are seriously popping my balloons.
I have a feeling the test results are going to Pop my Balloons.
by rhinografix March 27, 2011
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