text braking

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.

Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.

by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2016

Dick Bricking

An action performed on someone so inconsolably stupid that you need to let them know the amount of their stupidity, in the most informal and direct way. Take a dick pic, print it, tape it to a brick, then whack the aforementioned stupid person upside the head.

"Wow, Mark really deserves a good Dick Bricking"

by Qby42 September 13, 2016

Dragon backing

When you hitting it from behind and you want to spice things up so you put a chilli in her mouth and try to keep on top of the dragon's back as she breathes fire.

Guy 1: bro, me and Ria where dragon backing last night.

Guy 2: ahhh bro how was it

Guy 1: proper spicy.

by DragonBacker69 October 31, 2021

barackonaut

Where no African-American politician has gone before.

First chocolate-President on Mars.

Reluctant bureaucrats first to explore the surface of the New-New Deal.

A government employee post-Bush.

In Zero-DC, the reluctant barackonauts, drink their Tang from a recycled bag.

movie title: The Reluctant Barackonaut
sequal: First Barackonaut On Mars.
sequal 2: Earth V.S. The Barackonauts

by FrankenSteam March 3, 2009

backing up

To carry on drinking alcohol after vomiting due to excessive boozing

Barry did a great job of backing up after his last vomit

by Rahoolduke August 24, 2007

Backing them up for John

When cheapass loser fucking hillbilly thinks he is getting screwed out of overtime.

They are not giving me any jobs, the are backing them up for John.

by doughboy2 May 11, 2009

Barking Pig

A barking pig, is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.

Norman was the Barking Pig in Cinderella.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004