barak

negotiating irreconcilable differences in ways that produce lame compromises.

Pepe: Baby you gotta let me do you. My balls are so blue they’re going b.b. king on me.
Mia: No sweetie; I’m serious about this purity thing.
Pepe: Ok babe. But please, let me booty you or I'll die! I swear I won’t slip.
Mia: Sorry hon, but you always go oops on me. Let’s barak. How about a squeegee?

by chorizopapi June 20, 2011

Barkhausen Noise

The racket dogs make when someone rings the doorbell.

Maggie! Daisy! Halten Sie mit dem barkhausen noise auf arf!

by Heinrich Barkhausen July 19, 2011

baakmalar

Bakmalar is when one gets retarded high. One often speaks a new language, walks very slowly, and might even repeat "bakmalar" repeatedly.

Wow, I did not mean to snap 8 bong bowls, baakmalar appeared soon after.

by iChiefBowls December 6, 2011

Bark

The sound a fire arm makes upon discharge.

Bobby: Broad day light and we gon' let them thangs bark.

by CouchPotato2019 April 8, 2019

Barkface

Someone that literally ALWAYS wears a wooden mask.

Bob: I have NEVER seen that guy when he wasn't wearing that mask
Jimmy: What a Barkface.

by 4we80m3 Mustache October 16, 2019

Clive Barkering

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.

I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.

by Creela September 22, 2015

Clive Barkering

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

by Batman43 September 22, 2015