Mat

Fucking things

I love matting things

by Sillybiddy October 13, 2019

Mats

Mats is the best name ever!

He has the best name ever, Mats!

by Hauceygcybeycqb October 11, 2018

Mat

A very common specimen, he is VERY GAY!

Mat wow is he gay

by Sgsyydbdbfudhfhf April 12, 2022

chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.

you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023

Mats

A Mats is a stupid nigger who gets his mom to cut up a bowl of mango for him. He is an anime addict and sits in the back of the class laughing at anime.

Mats: have you seen this anime?
Everyone: I’m no faggot!!

by EpicGamer04 November 20, 2019

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025