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Amateurstitute

Having all of the properties of a prostitute except receiving no pay for their services. Thus retaining their status to compete in the slut Olympics. Their passion for their sport and disregard for monetary gains or personal health are an inspiration to aspiring whores and preteen make-out bandits everywhere.
example 1
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.

guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity...

example 2

guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, Cleveland steamer and I finished with an angry pirate!
by Big Pasta September 11, 2009
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Dirty D'Amato

If you're a thoracic surgeon, and after the patient is asleep, you penetrate them anally, and then take a shit inside their open chest.
The doctor hated the patient so much that he pulled a dirty D'Amato, and they died.
by Cardone69 December 10, 2009
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Amateur karate

An emotional position of defence adopted when a person is overcome by a mixture of feelings (eg. fear, grief, distrust, love, lust) towards another person. As a result of feeling overwhelmed by the person who adopts the "amateur karate" position does so in an attempt to make the other person give up and go away with the express outcome of appearing strong and without revealing any feelings. If they stopped adopting the amateur karate position the person would reveal vulnerable feelings which would make them feel unbearably weak, needy and human.
two ex-partners meet 10 years after seperating....

Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?

Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
by thereoncewasanuglyduckling September 7, 2009
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amatetotalkto

An individual who is always there for you to talk to when needed, is non-judgemental, and is more than just a friend when needed.
Everyone needs AMateToTalkTo to confide in at times.
by AMateToTalkTo February 4, 2010
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amateurcrastinator

someone who likes to put off until tomorrow what they can do today, but they're not very good at it, or they would be PROcrastinators...
Bill wants to become a procrastinator, maybe tomorrow... but he's an amateurcrastinator, so he'll have to practice putting that off, for now.
by Amateur February 7, 2010
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Amateur Holiday

A day that has some legitimate meaning behind it (New Years Eve, St. Patricks Day, etc.) but is instead known for lightweights and drunk d-bags who drink more than they should and get sloppy drunk because its "cool man!" St. Patricks Day is such an Amateur Holiday.
On St. Patrick's Day I wanted to have some corned beef and a few green beers but every bar and restaurant was filled with sloppy drunk people in their 20s to 50s who cant hold their liquor. St Patricks day is a textbook Amateur Holiday.
by LZ 822 April 23, 2014
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amato martucci

Amato martucci is a savage that doesn't give a fuck. And and kid that will grow up to be the next Wayne Gretzky. He will forever be a straight G
by Amato January 27, 2017
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