windows 11

windows 10 except it’s got less functionality it runs worse it has more bugs it steals even more of ur data and it looks like shit.

did i mention it only runs on semi recent hardware when windows 10 could run on a fucking pentium 4

“oh, windows 11? on my new laptop?”
“OH HEEELLL NO!!!”
*PULLS OUT USB WITH THE WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER*

by dight May 4, 2022

Windozer

A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an OSX or Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a unix or osx fanboy.

"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"

by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023

Windows Frankenstein

A common type of modified ISOs of the Windows desktop operating system that are found on the internet for free.

They are illegally activated and come with infected files, unknown Services, malicious scripts, etc., without the user's knowledge. They have random problems and errors, including the infamous BSoD screen. Users often try to find non-existent solution to fix them because of these mysterious errors caused by altered system files and Registries.

Surprisingly, these versions became popular since the XP era.

Have you ever used Windows Frankenstein before?

by Ryan900USAYT June 13, 2023

birthday window

The days just before and after the actual day of your birth that can also be celebrated.

"My birthday is actually the 6th but I celebrate for my whole birthday window."

by jacqwest November 15, 2009

penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

Ass Window

Another name for a Romper, a garment commonly worn by human females. Rompers almost always leave 95% of the ass exposed. The view created by a romper mimics the function of a window, as you can clearly see the object inside but do not have access to it.

Guy1: "Bro, look at that girl! You can see 95% of her ass in that romper!"

Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."

by TheCuzJim November 18, 2016

Shrimp windows

Open-toed shoes

Man, that girl better be careful with those shrimp windows! Someone's foot fetish is kicking in!

by Con Broatsy July 26, 2019