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Hakimi's law

It is a traditional practice where a married man transfers all belongings under his name to a close relative of his shortly into his marriage to protect himself from possible greedy and selfless abuse of a divorce by his wife resulting in him losing 50% of all belongings or a possibly higher proportion.
I might follow hakimi's law to protect myself soon, I'm worried my partner will divorce me for my money and belongings.
by controllzlmao April 18, 2023
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Brum's Law

Rule #1.
Always check to see if the fat people want anything if you get food.
Skylark grabbed himself chow but forgot Brum's Law, now all the big guys wont play in his little man world with him.
by lord torgo August 19, 2012
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Lackland's Laws

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.
Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.
by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011
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Joshua's Law

The longer a conversation with Joshua is being held, the higher the chance of it becoming deep and/or personal gets.
That's another case of Joshua's Law.
by Joshua's homie November 11, 2021
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The Boom Law

A rule of thumb when planning a project:

"If you can you explosives, then why wouldn't you use explosives?"
"We could use explosives to move these rocks, but is that excessive?"
"According to The Boom Law... nope!"
by MajorGen April 26, 2017
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The Darlington Law

The law that defines a worker doing just enough work to not get fired
Scott abides by The Darlington Law, as not to get fired or excerpt himself too much during the day.
by livingRockChurch January 3, 2014
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Nemesis Law

When a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview.

Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.
Asshole: “Look! This gay person on Twitter says that straight people should be made into cat food! The gay agenda is real and violent!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”

Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”
by halfsyproblems December 27, 2016
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