MajorGen's definitions

Gooseball

A sport in which you roll up a goose into a ball, and throw it through a hoop. Most times wins.

I'm Gooseball athlete too! Are you a Baller or a Thrower? What's your times record?

by MajorGen August 14, 2019

The Boom Law

A rule of thumb when planning a project:

"If you can you explosives, then why wouldn't you use explosives?"

"We could use explosives to move these rocks, but is that excessive?"
"According to The Boom Law... nope!"

by MajorGen April 26, 2017

heg

Enjoyable alcoholic beverage; a good drink

John sure brought some good heg to the party--everyone likes that beer.
If you really want quality heg, go to the bar around the corner.

by MajorGen December 30, 2023