A Baptist who is so devout in their religion they think everything is a sin, especially anything that feels good.
He is such a foot-washing baptist, makes me wander how he had children. Do you think he flogged himself afterwords?
by Sly April 4, 2005
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Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.
Guy: Nasty!
Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.
Guy: Nasty!
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A Washington university located in Seattle, founded in 1861. Best known for the worst football season in college sports history, when they failed to win a single game in 2008.
by GannonPenthouse May 28, 2011
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During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
Secret Services: Mr. President, the followers are landing on the Eastern Coast.
President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!
President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!
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A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.
Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.
Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
Dude, I was fucking this hottie last night and gave her the ol' Washington Monument. I felt so patriotic.
Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
by JD, esq. March 11, 2008
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