Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 15, 2009
Get the Pearl Visionmug. "If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 15, 2014
Get the booty visionmug. When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
Get the cum visionmug. When a person's field of vision is so small that they only perceive a small portion of the screen. Mostly seen in twitch streams during gameplay, which oftentimes results in the viewers feeling somewhat disappointed.
- How in the actual fuck did he not see that??? IT'S RIGHT THERE!!
- Oh don't mind it, it's just a chronic case of streamer vision.
- Oh don't mind it, it's just a chronic case of streamer vision.
by Uterjelly August 13, 2023
Get the streamer visionmug. A term used for someone that sees or thinks they see things move when others see it stay in the same position. Someone who has or believes they have wobbly vision usually needs glasses. someone experiencing wobbling vision will see outlines of objects wiggle and slowly move, and will see textured surfaces move like honey or magma, this usually happens when the person looks at something for 5 or more seconds. This isn't really an actual disorder or sickness its just something i experience due to certain eye problems.
Brooo im having such wobbly vision right now.
i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.
i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.
by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 30, 2022
Get the Wobbly Visionmug. by Wights April 19, 2018
Get the Dick Visionmug. Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.
You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there is no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.
by Discoloration February 28, 2017
Get the Pube Visionmug.