A sex position taking place primarily during anal sex. The position consists of the female (or the person being penetrated) clenching their butt cheeks together, effectively locking the penis of the penetrator inside. The penetrator then proceeds to tug the person being penetrated across the room, much like a tugboat.
Person 1: My butt cheeks are so sore from last night!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: My boyfriend gave me a Topeka Tugboat and then a Dirty Sanchez.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: My boyfriend gave me a Topeka Tugboat and then a Dirty Sanchez.
by afkeane95 April 18, 2010
Get the Topeka Tugboat mug.The place where i spend all my time at like every good coaster enthusiast should.I wake up outside the entrance inside a tent and use the annual pass that i found in the bin to gain entrance to the park every day.
The security men beat me with sticks and poor coffee down my tent every night.It's not my fault my house is right outside the entrance to the park.
The park is home to the best rides in the world ever and whoever disagrees is wrong and deserves to be drowned by the mafia.Nemesis inferno is amazing.
Alton towers must rot!!
The security men beat me with sticks and poor coffee down my tent every night.It's not my fault my house is right outside the entrance to the park.
The park is home to the best rides in the world ever and whoever disagrees is wrong and deserves to be drowned by the mafia.Nemesis inferno is amazing.
Alton towers must rot!!
by David Jayne willaims January 23, 2005
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by M March 18, 2005
Get the Thorpey mug.The act of riding a friend like a horse while screaming "TOPEY TOPEY TOPEY." Usually performed in a pool or body of water.
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Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.
by Failz0rz December 15, 2008
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