It is a traditional practice where a married man transfers all belongings under his name to a close relative of his shortly into his marriage to protect himself from possible greedy and selfless abuse of a divorce by his wife resulting in him losing 50% of all belongings or a possibly higher proportion.
I might follow hakimi's law to protect myself soon, I'm worried my partner will divorce me for my money and belongings.
by controllzlmao April 18, 2023

Skylark grabbed himself chow but forgot Brum's Law, now all the big guys wont play in his little man world with him.
by lord torgo August 19, 2012

Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.
by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011

Dean's Law states that in any verbal human interaction (usually a conversation, discussion or planning meeting of some nature), given enough time, the said verbal interaction will cease to be realistic and sensible, becoming ridiculous and usually humorous in nature, deviating from the plot and resulting in nothing being accomplished and time wastage. Usually an enjoyable experience.
In layman's terms, the plot will be lost and people will begin "taking the mickey".
This law encapsulates the entire human species independent of race, color or culture. Timing and the amusement factor, however, are directly related to the intelligence and attention span of the persons involved in said interaction.
This Law was coined in 2006 by Dean O'Farrell.
*** Dean's Law can also be used to illustrate that normal boundaries do not apply to a certain situation or discussion.
In layman's terms, the plot will be lost and people will begin "taking the mickey".
This law encapsulates the entire human species independent of race, color or culture. Timing and the amusement factor, however, are directly related to the intelligence and attention span of the persons involved in said interaction.
This Law was coined in 2006 by Dean O'Farrell.
*** Dean's Law can also be used to illustrate that normal boundaries do not apply to a certain situation or discussion.
Bob: "I suggest that we get blue curtains, I think they will fit in well with the existing decor and color scheme."
Kate: "I agree, but maybe the red ones will work equally well"
Allan: "OK then maybe we should get one red one and one blue one?"
Bob: "Yeah that's a great idea, if we do that then we can get tons of small blue and red carpets too! We can put them on the floor and make the room look like a big checkers board!"
Allan: "Yes and then we can paint little blue and red squares on the couches!!Ha Ha!"
Bob: "ooh ooh yes and then we can change the lampshades to luminous green!"
Kate: "OK guys, this is getting ridiculous now. Dean's Law has taken over now."
*** "OK guys, head office has really given us free reign with this project, so let Dean's Law run wild! No holds barred!"
Kate: "I agree, but maybe the red ones will work equally well"
Allan: "OK then maybe we should get one red one and one blue one?"
Bob: "Yeah that's a great idea, if we do that then we can get tons of small blue and red carpets too! We can put them on the floor and make the room look like a big checkers board!"
Allan: "Yes and then we can paint little blue and red squares on the couches!!Ha Ha!"
Bob: "ooh ooh yes and then we can change the lampshades to luminous green!"
Kate: "OK guys, this is getting ridiculous now. Dean's Law has taken over now."
*** "OK guys, head office has really given us free reign with this project, so let Dean's Law run wild! No holds barred!"
by onlyalegend February 6, 2010

The longer a conversation with Joshua is being held, the higher the chance of it becoming deep and/or personal gets.
by Joshua's homie November 11, 2021

by livingRockChurch January 3, 2014

The rule that "if I’ve Heard of Yer Da I Don’t Need To Hear From You", coined by Dawn Foster. Describes mediocre people who have jobs in the media not because of any talent of their own but because they have rich and famous parents, private schooling and family connections.
by Giles Coren August 22, 2022
