test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

Scoring headers

Very Tired or sleepy. The action footballers make when they score headers. The nod down to head the ball into the net. Similar to nodding asleep on a train.

I’m going to bed, I’ve been scoring headers on the couch.

by Irish Gav July 5, 2021

Leslie Score

When one regularly and consistently scores lower than every other players and or the average score in any given game or contest.

" And coming in last with the Leslie score is ironically Leslie"

by Gioadn October 3, 2020

Stupid Score

A Male or Female that uses sexual interest or over zealous power to try and look or be better then other people.

Also See Whore Bitch Cunt

Did you just see that Stupid Score that dumb cunt tried showing her belly button ring to get free drinks.

by JSands July 22, 2011

Big Score

When something positive happens to you or some one else.

Big score guy

by Papa Lerario February 7, 2022

FIDO score

How your four-legged waggy-tailed buddy measures up when viewed by da likes of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.

I made sure to properly train Rover in basic things like housebreaking and not chewing up things or maikng a mess with shaken water or jumping up on people, and so hopefully he should be fine if any doubtful landlords check his FIDO score when deciding whether he and I can move into an apartment.

by QuacksO February 6, 2020