test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

score wars

On Snapchat when you're competing with someone to get a higher score by sending snaps

“duuuude she keeps spamming me"

“I heard she's having score wars”

by streetsmartgurl December 29, 2015

Six score traditionalist

Being in the habit of vigorously decorating a house that is 120 years old or more every month based on the most important day in that month, like Christmas for the whole month of December.

What a house you have here! I love it!

I call myself the six score traditionalist!

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021

Score One For The Master Race

Also known as S1FMR, it is a phrase coined by far-right TikTok personality Postman, in response to a video made by leftist Jewish TikTok user MonicaLeJewski, who suggested that Postman probably says "Score One for the Master Race" to himself in the mirror. The term is often associated with racist and white supremacist rhetoric, signaling a covert endorsement of white nationalist ideologies without explicitly stating them.

*Vril Edit*
Ultimate.Aryan: Score one for the master race

by supergoyim May 16, 2025

Snap your highest snap score a boob day

Every September 14th is "Snap your highest snap score a boob day" where you send your highest snap score friend a picture of at minimum, one boob.

Be careful who you have as your top snap score, on September 14th it is "snap your highest snap score a boob day" and you will have to send them a picture of your boob unless you want to be cursed

by Foxy Dingo September 14, 2023

Score Boy

An aspirational office neophyte. One who "bends over" in order to maximise praise / commendation.

Nice one, Score Boy!

by DaftPixel December 13, 2013