love fairness

When two people are prepared to talk, shut up, listen and think and say sorry; no-one is ever 100% right.

As a couple we value love fairness.

by Josef69 June 10, 2017

fair havens

A camp in Ontario that teaches families about Christianity. They have morning and evening services. Let's be real here though, the only evening service that is attended is the Merry Heart Show. A very calm and relaxing place.

Your friend: What are your calm places?

Me: My bedroom and my bathroom are my Fair Havens.

by iJoshPlayz July 4, 2018

Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist

1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’

by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023

Pulling A Faire

Being depressed and making your profile picture on discord a depressed anime character

I swear... You are literally just Pulling A Faire.

by ANONline March 4, 2021

Fair-a-nofski

A derivative of "fair enough", "fair-a-nofski" is a response to a statement or outcome that is assumed to be an absolute truth despite being based on no fact whatsoever. "Fair-a-nofski" denotes scepticism or dis-belief.

The first reported use of the phrase was after Christopher Columbus presented his plans to find a Western route to the Orient to King John II of Portugal (see example).

King John II: ...But Christopher, you cannot sail to the West. You fall off the edge of the Eartn - the Earth is flat!

Christopher Columbus: Fair-a-nofski.

by The Tower that is High December 12, 2012

Lazy Fair

The lazy way of saying "Laissez-faire"

"Dude, I feel like there should be more lazy fair in our country."
"You mean 'Laissez-faire?'"
"Yeah"

by Licensed_Nerd September 15, 2020

corndog fair

A gangbang where all the dicks have penis sleeves.

I felt very full after those five guys took me down to the corndog fair.

by Fencer666 March 22, 2022