Havens 

Havens is the kind of girl you can't stop from eating. She always has something to say and is not afraid to share her deepest secrets. Sometimes you just want to friend zone her. Many awkward moments happen when around a Havens. She is always ready with a conversation starter about the weather. She is really stubborn and likes to be a control freak. Don't get on her bad side.

guy 1: "this girl in my group is awful"
guy 2: "must be a havens..."

Havens by Mr. Blueberry Love December 1, 2018

Havens 

An annoying asthmatic bitch who is a bully that no one likes and enjoys nerd vaping

Dang I really really REALLY HATE havens!

Havens by weganelen April 27, 2019

Havens

What you call a person who slicks back their hair and pronounces coffee like cawfee…long story short a greaser

Did you see that mf who was designed driver last night?! His hair was so reflective I went blind! What a mf havens!

Havens by smith4jrufebsniukf October 3, 2026

Havens to Hendrix 

From beginning to end. Refers to the opening/closing acts at Woodstock.

That trip was an unmitigated disaster, from Havens to Hendrix.

Havens to Hendrix by grpNiteroi November 16, 2011

Grey Havens 

Named after a location in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" saga, this means Heaven.

It seems like these batteries are on the way to the Grey Havens. The flash unit on my camera takes too long to recharge!

Grey Havens by pentozali June 18, 2007

benny havens 

|ben-ee hay-vins|

Benny havens are fingers that are covered with the seasoning and flavouring of Doritos brand tortilla chips.

They are also known as "Dorito fingers".

Benny havens occur after eating Doritos, usually Cooler Ranch flavoured Doritos but also with the other flavours.

They are very common if there are a lot of haven Doritos in the bag.

In writing, benny havens also are referred to as BHs.

Ah! I got benny havens, that's what I get for eating that whole bag of Doritos.

benny havens by MrJARichard March 12, 2010

fair havens 

A camp in Ontario that teaches families about Christianity. They have morning and evening services. Let's be real here though, the only evening service that is attended is the Merry Heart Show. A very calm and relaxing place.

Your friend: What are your calm places?

Me: My bedroom and my bathroom are my Fair Havens.

fair havens by iJoshPlayz July 4, 2018