Mother Teresa’s mom

A person who loves helping others but do it better than mother Teresa because they’re not killing people and they’re not against abortion.

Person1: oh you’re such a mother Teresa

Person2: no i’m Mother Teresa’s mom

by 98depressed98 November 2, 2019

devil's teats

moles covering the body

I can't look at his naked torso; it's covered in the devil's teats

by mistress vindaloo November 11, 2010

Terms of use policy

Referring to when a girl tells you what you can and cannot do to her before you have sex.

Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong

Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man

by Mr.Charles October 5, 2011

sexual terms

Terms used in a sexual way

When my and my bf want sex I use sexual terms

by Period no tampon October 30, 2019

Teets

Teets describing someone who is so annoying or 'pez'

'wow, that guy is so drunk'
'yeah he only had one drink'
'teets'

by meowmeowmeow11 October 21, 2011

sweet tarts

A pussy that tastes both sweet and tangy.

I was sugar high after eating out that sweet tart.

by Ganga July 3, 2005

teresa

when a person is holding a blunt, joint, pipe or a bowl for too long begins to tell a short story. the people in the circle then scream out "teresa" to tell the person they are taking too long.

stoner 1: (passes the joint)
stoner 2: (reaches out for joint) back in my day... (puff) back to my story... (puff)...

stoner 2 takes more than five minutes holding the joint because he's so into his story.

stoner 1: TERESA!!!

by sof-tron June 18, 2011