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Underage swearing

In the UK it is illeagal to swear under 12 years old amd could face charges such as a fine or 3 months in juvinille detention
Did you hear, he got arrested for underage swearing!
by Material_gworlll July 8, 2023
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Thachery seating

Highest customer seating in a comic book store event. Most often used in the northwest and some along the east coast.
Damnit, I wanted the thachery seating at this event. I'm the best customer they ever had so I deserve it.
by Yarkanarnar May 11, 2024
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NO SWEARING

A sentence for swear word haters when someone said a bad word.
someone: *says a swear word*
swear word haters: NO SWEARING
by Ghrna Kharaab Shabd November 30, 2024
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Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.
"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."
by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025
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cookie the swearing chicken

A vocal buff Sussex chicken. Cookie's favourite words are expletives, hence the name 'Cookie the Swearing Chicken'.

She is also a chicken who jumps for food, is incredibly smart and loves to challenge humans.
Cookie the swearing chicken swore at me today when I brought her food.
by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020
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