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banana swapping

the deceitful act of taking another's nice yellow banana off the counter at work & replacing it with your old brown over-ripe one.
If caught, trying to pass it off as an innocent mistake.
Rob: yo Laurie!.... did you take my banana dude?

Laurie: Oh... I must have, I knew I brought a banana in today, I thought that one was mine.

Rob: fuck you... you did not, I am getting sick & tired of your banana swapping!

Les: yeah!
by Lester's TCBBQ January 12, 2009
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Short Stopping

When another drug dealer moves in on your territory.
by ZipZapAchoo August 18, 2010
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two stepping

Like skanking, skank pits, etc. but at a hardcore show. It's usually more aggressive and faster.
by Spencer Young September 13, 2005
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Vaggy slapping

I gave Bertha a good old vaggy slapping yesterday
by mike_ss February 12, 2007
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ass slapping

The act of a woman bending down as if she was touching her toes while thrusting her ass up and down a males genital area commonly performed at college parties involving loud music and alcohol
I was ass slapping him so hard last night my legs hurt!
by Billy Bob Bob Bob December 16, 2008
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stepping stone

1. A guy that helps her get over the last one she was so invested in, but he's not one who she intends to settle down with. see also: rebound guy slump buster

2. Any person or thing who is used as a means to "get where you're going."
1. "What's up with that guy you're dating?"

"We're not really 'dating' but we kinda have an arrangement. He's a stepping stone. Sure can eat some pussy though, damn girl!"

2. I don't mind being her stepping stone. I'm glad somebody's getting some use out of me. #foreverAlone
by Deep Pity November 14, 2013
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slapping my penis

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!
by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014
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