cum stains

male or female love juice that has been left to dry on an absorbent surface, usually dark sheets or underwear.

Fuck look at these cum stains! My mom is gonna know I regularly beat off in bed when she cleans my sheets.

by ennisinaus July 25, 2010

pit stains

When pools of sweat accumulate beneath the arm pits; Caused by over heating.
Can be prevented by using anti-perspirent

Mr. Kushner has pit stains

by Rob spank December 21, 2005

Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.

Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

by Muffu September 14, 2009

Grass Stain

A marijuana hangover

Those edibles were heavy last night. Woke up with a serious grass stain. I’m calling off work today.

by MD_Wizard November 21, 2018

west staines

da home of Ali G, innit.

I is from da West Staines massive

by International Bad Boy November 28, 2004

semen stains

stains that are obviously fucking semen.

I wish that I could say i had semen stains on my bra from Lil Wayne.

by coocooo June 10, 2008

desk staging

The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.

"My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!"

by MJBarton May 21, 2016