spastastic

the female behavior of panicing, become frustrated or angry; to react irrationally to an event, usually due to a boy's actions or lack there of

Girl: "OMG, he isn't calling, ughhh!!!"

Friend: "It's ok, he will call, he is probably just busy"

Girl: "I wonder if something happened, why doesn't he have his phone!!"

Friend: "It's ok, just calm down your being super spastastic"

by KBizzle158 October 16, 2008

Spastic

Something a gay person would say

Boy 1 “ I am feeling very spastic today”
Boy 2 “ I agree you make me spastic”

by Shazz the hentai November 19, 2020

Spastic Schlong

A massive schlong that makes you go dumb once you get it good.

“My babe gave me some spastic schlong last night - I still walk with a limp!”

by mymumabusesourdoghelp September 19, 2019

spast

i word use for dismay

Oh spast im going to have to kill you now

by Kyle November 20, 2004

Soster

A girl/woman whom you’ve known longer than your own siblings.

Soster one: woah you’re amazing, soster

Soster two: I know I am

by yeehawgirl 🤠 November 9, 2019

Spostas

Having confidence in knowing you are where you are “supposed” to be and using that confidence to get you where you want to be. The opposite of imposter syndrome.

I put on my spostas and just walked right backstage

by Whichbetty July 16, 2024

spastigeekus

Quirky weirdo originally native to North England and now settled in Sound New Zealand.

That spastigeekus has some wierd ideas about what is a real word and what is not.

by Joseph Bogowski May 27, 2003