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sparkling dildo

dude i got my brother a sparkling dildo to support him being a gay little bitch
by queefmasterblaster February 28, 2017
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Sparkling Shiraz

When she asked to give me a golden shower I didn't realize she was on the rag. Ended up covered in Sparkling Shiraz.
by Oxford Dictionary of Awesome February 16, 2020
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Sparkling Angel

A lover that pulls you in with her or his charm, and ends up tearing your heart out with deceit.
She made promises, and deceived me right from the start aka a Sparkling angel.
by Aka86 December 10, 2020
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Synchronized Snorkeling Team

When three or more gay men are seen shopping together at a boutique
Girl! I was swarmed by the Synchronized Snorkeling Team. They all wanted the same earrings!
by SJ@24 July 10, 2009
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Sporking

When two bodies lay side by side as to spoon and later find themselves forking.
Sporking...use your godamn imagination you bafoon!
by Arabham Tobasco May 10, 2011
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sporking

abbreviation for simultaneous porking.

simultaneous meaning two people porking their desired mates at the same time....more specifically on bunk beds.
did you have fun sporking last night? yeah but the bunk beds were super squeaky.
by mahofufu September 4, 2012
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sparling

Noun. The product created when urinating while swimming.
The verb to sparl
Fr. Sparler
I just took a mean sparling upstream from you.

Before we go wakeboarding, I have to jump in the water for a quick sparling.
by KendraBoyd January 1, 2009
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