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spoon rape 

When you wake up the morning after a party and notice someone (usually the ugliest guy/girl you've seen in your entire life) sleeping next to you, spooning you.
WTF?? I've been spoon raped!
spoon rape by He's the boxman September 28, 2006
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spoon burner 

Spoon burner refers to one who is an intravenous drug abuser. Most intravenous drug abusers will 'cook up' their hit on a spoon using kitchen matches or a zippo lighter before drawing up the mixture into a syringe ready for injection.
Spoon Burner (under the infuence) - have ye got 27 pence for ma train fair home mate.

Passer by - Get tae fuck ya mad spoon burner.
spoon burner by Dool January 10, 2007

Spoon Train 

This is 3 or more people spooning in the same direction to either preserve heat or reduce the space taken up in a cramped area. It is a manoeuvre most often performed by teens.
eg- "its a 3 man tent and theres 5 of us... time to spoon train"

other areas: dorm room, tree house, single bed, small room, youth hostel etc
Spoon Train by nickskate August 11, 2010

spoon-hug 

A special type of hug.

Used in more intimate situations - for example, between a boyfriend and girlfriend rather than friends. In it, one person lays down facing away from the other, who then wraps their arms around their partners' waist from behind.

During this type of hug, It is common for people to move their legs up against their partners, and/or rest their head on the others' back.

The partners will find it more natural and comfortable holding their bodies in similar curved positions - giving this hug it's name. The one holding his/her partner acts as the "spoon".

It is possible to spoon hug standing up too - just have one person turn the other way and hug them from behind!
Go to http://preview.tinyurl.com/27sgcp to see an amusing example of a spoon-hug, since it's kind of hard to write an example for this...

"Hey, Alyssa... can I spoon-hug with you?"
spoon-hug by Adam L James December 30, 2008

spoon of destiny 

the greatest and best spoon in existence, was created by an unknown entity at the creation of the universe and destroyed satan in 1679, the location of the spoon is know unknown but is thought to have been blown by the blast of a bomb on mars, while showing aliens awesome ninja pwnage and blown towards tasmania, australia on earth
spoon of destiny:.............................................
guy:OMG its the spoon of destiny!
spoon of destiny:...............................................
guy: guess it can't talk

spoon fox 

Affectionate term for someone who is consistently the best and smoothest spooner in the room. Must be liberal and generous in offering spooning to others and will often add their own personal touch.
"Man, Gus is the best spooner, he even throws in a free nuzzle."
-"What a spoon fox!"
spoon fox by montronica January 9, 2012