prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Sphincter trembles

Fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo

Had my morning coffee with my partner this morning and got a case of the sphincter trembles, sat there smiling with fear of how this would play out.

by MellyMooster June 15, 2015

Sphunkter

A horridly putrid and funky smelling ass hole. Usually assosciated with forgetting to wipe.
Derived from the funk that comes from a sphincter. Not to be confused with the fun that can be associated with sphincters.

"Damn baby, that is some foul-ass sphunkter stank you got going on!"

by Solorzano Brothers March 8, 2005

sphincterella

1.the opposite of cinderella; a nasty crack hoe uglier than than the stepsisters. likes to try and steal another's man

2. a guy that lives for taking it in the ass

juanita: Hey jerome, I'm feelin' jungle heat, an' I gots a place fo yo snake ta sleep

shaniqua: Step off sphincterella, that's my man!

by sphincterella October 15, 2007

nervous sphincter

an asshole that is producing little, meekly farts

You got a nervous sphincter there boy. C'mon, let 'er rip!

by King Shit January 19, 2003

Back sphere

Another term for Anus

Kellan takes the dicks in his back sphere

by Kellan's dad bod March 22, 2017

sphincter monkey

one who swings from butt trees

Hey you sphincter monkey, shut the fuck up.

by Jon Williams II December 5, 2003