Noun: a young, upper-class male who lacks defining traits. Like a chad, without anything interesting about him. Could also be reffered to as a beta/gamma male (compared with the alpha male).
Most of the guys who go to the gym in the morning are spenches.
The popular guys in school are surrounded by awestruck spenches.
The popular guys in school are surrounded by awestruck spenches.
by Undeniable_Pants February 27, 2023
Get the Spench mug.When just after you gave a speech in public, you can't remember how you did or exactly what you said or how long you were talking.
"Dude, i have post-speech amnesia. Can you like record my speech for me so I can watch it afterwards and see how good I was?"
"Sure dude, I hate having post-speech amnesia. That ish sucks."
"Sure dude, I hate having post-speech amnesia. That ish sucks."
by collegekid4yourinfo March 12, 2013
Get the post-speech amnesia mug.When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.
Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015
Get the Machete speech mug.When you go to any Asian country and only speak to people with heavy accents so you adopt their dialect
White Trash: Herro! How are-a You?
Actually Decent Person: Why the Hell are you talking like that
White Trash: Oh-a no-oo! I seem to have adopted R Speech!
Actually Decent Person: Why the Hell are you talking like that
White Trash: Oh-a no-oo! I seem to have adopted R Speech!
by Another Guy That Is That Guy May 30, 2018
Get the R Speech mug.Being speshed by somebody is like a girl in your class at school treating you like you are stupid to trick you into thinking they want to be your friend or something
by Sharma11 November 16, 2019
Get the Being speshed mug.Nothing more than a fraud. It's just basically a bread and circuses style prop used by capitalists to justify their rule and exploitation. Everyone would be given freedoms in exchange for being a wage slave or an exploited person. In otehr words, a trade-off. A payment.
neolibs: "FREE SPEECH NOW!!! BYOCOTT TOHSE HWO CENSOR TGE INTERNET!!!"
us: yeah. that's what you call as free speech. no wonder we censor.
us: yeah. that's what you call as free speech. no wonder we censor.
by #LGCC9CCPP July 30, 2021
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Me - "Hell nah."
Me - "Hell nah."
by anonymous December 1, 2022
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