Shatter Sheet

A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.

Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.

by F_Turnip October 26, 2022

Shatter

squirting out of your ass

last night he made me shatter so much we had to call the bio hazard clean up squad

by shatterwitch69 September 11, 2023

Twat Swatter

This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".

Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.

Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.

Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter

by mi_ni June 11, 2009

twat swatter

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.

I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.

by jnehvy September 2, 2009

Twat Swatter

A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.

Jill is such a twat swatter; I was so close to Linda liking me until she showed up.

by t89472 August 30, 2010

Twat Swatter

A girl who prevents her friend or friends from getting laid; the female version of a cock block

caitlin is a major twat swatter tonight

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 16, 2011

Scat (scattered)

That state you are in the day after doing a fuckload of drugs.

I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro

"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"

by Keegyn March 7, 2017