A sexual position in which a woman is on her hands and knees and a man is sitting on he back or giving it to her anally. To make it a side saddle cowboy the man pulls his penis out of the woman's anus and moves up her back and slides down her left or right side as she tries to buck him off like a bull. In the end the man cums on the underside of the woman's breast.
by BING BONG BROTHER December 2, 2009
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After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
by weave November 24, 2003
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"I'd help you move the couch if it wasn't for that Blazin' Saddle..."
"Heroin overdose, black market kidney removal and Blazin' Saddle are the only reasons to take a cold bath."
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by Lane Train January 29, 2009
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Wow! Those were some tasty saddles Jim Bob! I'm so glad you married my sister! And a good thing she had a sister that I could marry too!
Who made these saddles? They taste like shit! Now them Belgium boys, they know how to make a good waffle! Hung like horses too!
Wow! Those were some tasty saddles Jim Bob! I'm so glad you married my sister! And a good thing she had a sister that I could marry too!
Who made these saddles? They taste like shit! Now them Belgium boys, they know how to make a good waffle! Hung like horses too!
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