by wjaa23 February 26, 2012
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Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 27, 2015
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The act of accidentally taking 2 pictures when only meaning to take one. This is often followed by a ton of people becoming really pissed off because they dropped out of their poses and therefore the second picture looks terrible.
The act of accidentally taking 2 pictures when only meaning to take one. This is often followed by a ton of people becoming really pissed off because they dropped out of their poses and therefore the second picture looks terrible.
Person 1: Excuse me sir can you take a picture of us?
Person 2: Sure no problem. (Double-Snaps)
Person 1: Damnit I probably look like an idiot in the second one! Nice going ass hole. I asked for one picture and you end up Double-Snapping
Person 2: Sure no problem. (Double-Snaps)
Person 1: Damnit I probably look like an idiot in the second one! Nice going ass hole. I asked for one picture and you end up Double-Snapping
by Ike Nwamgbe September 25, 2011
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Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008
Get the Slapping the Weasel with the Right One mug.Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...
by Fast ED March 19, 2012
Get the Slapping The Clown mug.A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.
On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping
by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010
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A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"
Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"
Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"
by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010
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