Louisville Slover

When a large wooden dildo is used as a baseball bat, or when a baseball bat is used as a large wooden dildo.

I gave my self a Louisville Slover last night. I may have smacked some balls.

by Goat scroat April 21, 2019

J.smoove

Real ass nigga bout his or her bread

J.smoove for President

by J.$moove November 21, 2021

JB Smoove

A more amplified way to say “fire” or “high quality”

Man that song Big RE$$ made is JB Smoove as hell

by YuOfTheNight February 28, 2022

swoovily swoovelers

People that steal your shit at the nocturnal camp grounds

Why how dare those swoovily swoovelers ,steal my jargons , and knit picky me , during their frickity frackity black jack!!

by Jargons , that are very knit p September 18, 2023

slimy slooge

A slimy slooge is the phrase used to describe when a horny man, captures an eel from the ocean, puts it in a bucket, carries the bucket to a random hot ladies house, then breaks into the bedroom, waits for the woman to go in the room and start taking off her clothes, then taking the eel out of the bucket, taping it to your dick and running around the room screaming, “GIVE ME HEAD YOU SILLY MONKEY” as the eel is thrashing around.

The man woke up and chose to give a slimy slooge to the girl he saw at the pool yesterday.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

J Smoove

J Smoove is a cool cat. SUPER smooth with anyone he runs into. J9 killed J Smoove

"J Smoove went home with that dime, he turned her into a puddle of melted ice cream in seconds"

by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025