Shitteric

After someone in a Discord server did a brain fart and typed "shitteric" describing themselves. After realizing their mistake, they went with it and became part of the vocabulary.
They describe it as a word describing a certain object as unpleasant or annoying.

Friend: Why did puberty become a part of our evolution?
Me: 'Cuz God said, "fuck you".
Friend: He's still saying it now, what with the shit show 2020 has become.
Friend: And the anxious shitteric ass that is me is only beginning to take shape.
Me: What's shitteric?
Friend:
Friend: oh fu-

by confuqed June 8, 2020

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shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

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