covid-shmovid

A yiddish term rationalizing the effects and ramifications of Covid-19 (the novel corona virus).

Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?

Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.

Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.

Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.

by a_fool March 27, 2020

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shmooty

A word I made up.
Something you say when you are happy.

A combination of shibby, moo and some other word which I forgotten

Wow, free tickets to Queens Of The Stone Age?
Shmooty!

by cool_penguin_0 June 30, 2004

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Shmoovin

The act of dashing back and then dashing forward and grabbing your opponent. When you perform this action, you must exclaim "Yo my {insert character name here} shmoovin!". The shmoove can only be performed in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch.

Yo my Inkling SHMOOVIN! It's kinda nice!

by h k January 11, 2019

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shmorg

to shmorg, to insert the penis between the big toe and the pointer toe of the female. Not to be used in a gay fassion. Only applicable if being videotaped by a midget.
Verb: Shmorging, or to shmorg

Dude, your shmorging is all over You tube.
I shmorged that hoe so hard I de-corned her.

by Landon Russell October 4, 2007

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