Shmaner

(pronounced: Shh Main err) Someone that enjoys sucking dick or giving head. A whore, a bobblehead, the girl that you always hear about.

Kyle: she was givin me brain last night.
Mike: me too.
Kyle: damn she be shmaninn.
*Points to the whore* "SHMMANNERR!!"
damn thats a shmaner right there.

by NelNel October 11, 2007

shmantz

a meterosexual man's version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. Very popular with the European male.

"Damn, he be wearing shmantz. It's not that hot outside."

by B.B.B February 24, 2008

Shmanina

The only word you can use when you have to rhyme a word with vagina. Most commonly known to be used while playing Ring of Fire

Shmanina

by JImmyDean82999 January 22, 2009

shmantastic

same as fantastic

a fun way to say the word -- resembling a drunk person's speech

"Hey we're having a huge party tonite"

"SHMANTASTIC!!!"

by Jonathan Suzuki January 29, 2009

shmancer

Fake or fabricated cancer symptoms.

Sarah used shmancer to get out of losing her job and to raise money through a fake fundraiser.

by Mallory28 February 21, 2010

shmeakle

A large hairy freckle that is physically impossible to remove from the face. Produces a pungent stench and grows when in the presence of apples.

"DAMN! Look at the size of that kids shmeakle!"

by henry billy bob bob bob November 21, 2009

Shmanse

To drink an alcoholic beverage.

Who's down to shmanse right now?!

by ravingarr December 8, 2011