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Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.
"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."
by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008
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sheesh kabob

Similar to geeze, an exclamation that expresses frustration when someone is overreacting, but it has many more uses. A mixture of "sheesh" and "shish kabob."
Sheesh kabob! You don't have to be such a bitch about it!
by KatiaIvaII August 2, 2011
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Sheeshh

An expression when your surprise.
Sneaker Meet Up

Boy 1: Hey may
Boy 2: Hey man, what you got for me?

Boy 1: I got them Bread 9000
Boy 2: Sheeshh
by SavageFireWolf December 13, 2020
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beat sheets

beat sheets are typically pictures of girls that you find sexually attractive, these are copied to one sheet of paper and printed off. this sheet is then used to excite yourself whilst you masturbate.
tordy used his beat sheets last night, he added some girls he knows from college
by umbaowew April 5, 2009
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sheesh

A discreate way of allerting others (particualry guys. But protains to lesbians) that a hot/beautifull girl has come within sigh. Is it an obligation of a guy who sees a sheesh to make a "sheesh" call aloud.

Results of a sheesh call:
1. Several guys makeing a mad dash in direction of the "sheesh" to get a look
2. Your boss becomeing upset when she finds out what it means.

*footnote: it is an obligation to cover your boys so they can all get there fair share of a look at the sheesh
David sepe was on front counter when a sheesh walked in. Sepe proceeded to yell back sheesh to the grill where john speaks was standing. John then proceeded to yell sheesh. This sheesh-back call resulted in kevin barbosa, nick valcobra, larry, and sevral other male employees to sprint to the front of the store where they all said aloud "sheesh!
by dsepe10693 August 5, 2011
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sheetstain

Term used to describe and individual that makes a careless, bonehead mistake, without considering how it will effect others around him.
Way to go sheetstain!
by MODOLUV March 3, 2007
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shedstar

a trapstar only a shedstar balls out his shed and not his house
couldnt afford a house so i got a shed, now i'm ballin; straight shedstar status
by Product of The Bay October 23, 2009
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