A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
by QuacksO March 26, 2019

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

Every September 14th is "Snap your highest snap score a boob day" where you send your highest snap score friend a picture of at minimum, one boob.
Be careful who you have as your top snap score, on September 14th it is "snap your highest snap score a boob day" and you will have to send them a picture of your boob unless you want to be cursed
by Foxy Dingo September 14, 2023

by Boiiii123333 March 3, 2021

by joey caliente July 8, 2025

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
