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test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
mugGet the test scores vs. bra-sizemug.

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
mugGet the just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't scoremug.

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
mugGet the Post-Score Hookupmug.
Every September 14th is "Snap your highest snap score a boob day" where you send your highest snap score friend a picture of at minimum, one boob.
Be careful who you have as your top snap score, on September 14th it is "snap your highest snap score a boob day" and you will have to send them a picture of your boob unless you want to be cursed
by Foxy Dingo September 14, 2023
mugGet the Snap your highest snap score a boob daymug.

Box score warrior

Somebody who makes their nba takes based on the box score

Also a goated podcast
Donovan Mitchell dropped 34 last night he’s so good
Bro he shot 34% ur such a box score warrior
by Boiiii123333 March 3, 2021
mugGet the Box score warriormug.

Labubu AP Scores

do not tell your friend jack about what this js
Dude did you get your Labubu AP Scores back?
by joey caliente July 8, 2025
mugGet the Labubu AP Scoresmug.

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
mugGet the Post-Score Hookupmug.

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