Schmooze

One (often of the male gender type) who insists on incessant flirting. Usually consisting of talking about "embarrassing" situations that really are a round about way of bragging. The game never stops, and they're always at it.

"The Schmooze wouldn't stop hitting on me and telling me about how terrible it was that so many girls like him."- the girl

by vitctim of a schmooze December 31, 2008

schmook

When a person starts to like anyone that gives him or her any attention

Amy is a schmook.
That girl likes so many guys, she is such a schmook.

by ktwinner91 January 21, 2009

SCHMOOZE

A thing inside a person that makes them different/cool.... the schmooze is very hard to define.... if you had the schmooze you would understand.

see "swagga"

Person 1: Look Sparky, kaci doesn't have the schmooze!
Sparky: Yes, i know. I must hit her very hard with my wand so i can disapperate her to the island of the misfit homosapiens, the land of the schmoozeless.
A Person: Good job.

by SPARKY, all powerfull ONE March 3, 2009

schmoo

To be knocked unconscious with penis.

Brad was schmooed by Torry's cock.

by Jimmy The Douche March 9, 2004

schmoo

Slang reference to the female genitalia -

Geez she had a nice blad schmoo

by Tubby Csikos May 13, 2005

schmootz

Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.

I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!

by Indiana Mitch May 8, 2008

HOLY SCHMOLTZ

another term for HOLY SHIT. If you're in class, you can't get in trouble for shouting it!

Adrienne: HOLY SCHMOLTZ! I GOTTA F ON MY TEST!
Teacher: Adr-- err... continue...
Adrienne: :

by Adriennee September 20, 2007