schmaggot 

a man who let's a great woman go to be with an insane bitch

that schmaggot left her for THAT THING??

schmaggot by scorned April 30, 2006

schmeckle 

dick head, some times confused with shmuck

suck ur own dick, schmeckle

schmeckle by bri... the master of schmeckle September 5, 2003

Schmegalmulcher 

It is a fictional mangina that has teeth and will devour anything it comes in contact with!

Once upon a time, there was a man who was eaten alive by a Schmegalmulcher.

Schmegalmulcher by gmilla! April 13, 2009

schmeade bone

One who is a big douche-like tool.

Ryan Seacrest is a giant schmeade bone.

schmeade bone by ka.d. & j. weinberger March 21, 2008

Schmagoogie 

Dried up milk that flies out of milk container when you open it.

Oh My God! I just got schmagoogies in my coffee.

Schmagoogie by Mattyboy89 October 1, 2008

schmageggie 

an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.

During a messy meal...

"you got some schmageggie on your chin"

schmageggie by s1165096 March 24, 2009

Schmagga 

An exclamatory remark. It is used in situations to exclaim excitement and often disbelief.

Pronounced: "Schmah-Gah"

SCHMAGGA! That dude was carrying $14,000 in cash!

Schmagga by Crosshair-Lunchbox August 17, 2009