Alexandria Steemer

When your kid shits in your friends pool

My daughter just gave our friends an Alexandria steemer and now I have to pay to have their pool cleaned.

by Hanginonbyathread July 1, 2020

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wasabi steamer

The Wasabi Steamer is a close-cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, but with a specific location and additional act. The Wasabi Steamer must be performed in a sushi bar. There must also be a generous application of wasabi paste directly to the anus of the performer prior to laying down the steamer.

When you visit Japan don't expect to see many Wasabi Steamers. They are reserved for very special occasions.

by DaisyGalaxies February 25, 2021

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pipeline steamer

A massive hot sticky turd that is either laid upon someone’s chest or used to insult someone’s sexual endeavors

“Yo will, I just totally dropped a pipeline steamer on jasmine”

Ryan: yo dawg I’m totally gonna hookup with this chick tonight

Steve: yeah ok, if your lucky you’ll get a pipeline steamer

by SteveDaWriter July 2, 2021

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drop a steamer

To take a rather warm poop.

Brian after Pizza Hut likes to drop a steamer in my bathroom and it smells very bad.

by Dectheman123222 February 20, 2017

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Stan Lee Steamer

It's like a Cleveland steamer, only done specifically by Stan Lee, creator of several comic book characters in the Marvel Superheroes Universe.

I went to Comic-Con to meet the one and only Stan Lee. Little did I know, all that was available at that particular panel was the privilege of getting a Stan Lee Steamer.

by ObsidianWraith January 4, 2018

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