Letter Speak 

When people speak by calling out each letter of many of the words in their conversation because young children are present for any number of reasons.

Mom: I want to tell you something but Chris is here.

Dad: Just use letter speak.

Mom: My D-A-D is going to G-E-T C-H-R-I-S a W-I-I for C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S.

Dad: Awesome!

Kid: What did mommy say daddy?

Dad: I can't tell you.

Letter Speak by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

soda speak 

Another version of "so to speak", a completely useless expression often combined with other useless expressions like "it is what it is" or "back in the day".

"Yo, dude, what's up with that big scratch you put in my snowboard?"

"Don't know what happened. It is what it is, so to speak."

"Don't give me that soda speak bullshit, what the fuck happened?"

soda speak by It takes balls to go by "Dick" May 8, 2013

A-a-ron Speak 

when a black guy, while in a group of non-black people encounters a black person and suddenly switches to an overdone hood rat voice so that nobody else but the other black person can understand what he's saying.

Named after the sketch "Substitute Teacher" from the show "Key & Peele" in which a ghetto teacher mispronounces the commonplace names of the white kids in his class

Group of People with one black guy

Black Guy: "The stock market has been on the incline lately."

-suddenly other black guy approaches-

Original Black Guy: "YAAAAA TRICK what be yo bizness round here twista? Dem hoes be therstin fo dat big dude son! Shitttt boi you ownin dat swag dawg nah as gud as me dawg but gud nuff dawg gud nuff"

White Guy: "what the hell? That's such A-a-ron Speak"

A-a-ron Speak by Lesbihonest June 9, 2013

bro speak 

Vocabulary guys commonly use in the company of other males which is confusing or vulgar to females

Lewis: Boom, motherfuck! Suck on that bitch!
Lisa: What did you say to me?
Lewis: Sorry, bro speak. I meant you lost.

bro speak by frisky curtain June 24, 2008

e-speak 

Any of a variety of differenr typing techniches used in IM, forums, or message boards. e-speak is usually hard to comprehend and somecases unintelligible. E-speak is in essance internet slang and the typing styles that come along with it.

e-speak looks like sometimes looks like this:

noob: hI GuYS whUts uP
noob: c.o.m.e.o.n g.u.y.s.t.a.l.k t.o.m.e
noob: wtf doods i jsut wanna talk 2 u guys
Moderator: Shut the fuck up and quit spamming before I break out my Ban Hammer

e-speak by Lost In Translation June 11, 2006

mis-speak

A psychological condition where you are convinced snipers are firing at you.

Hillary was suffering from a strong bout of Mis-Speak.

mis-speak by Chaz Wozza April 29, 2008

Net speak 

A total waste of time.
Hard to read, write and understand.

LyKe oMgZZZZzzzxxzxzzz!!78!!11seven#696@@!!! im guna c britny spears tonite!!!868!*6283!!1111!!eight and a half!!1111!!!!1 im lyKe So0o0o exiTd!1@@!!11shit!22!

Net speak by Yula May 23, 2005