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test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
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free score

obtaining goods from the local convenient store, without paying,
Hey bro, I just free scored two beers from that liquor store, lets drink up
by bluebrotha September 8, 2019
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Big Score

When something positive happens to you or some one else.
by Papa Lerario February 7, 2022
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score wars

On Snapchat when you're competing with someone to get a higher score by sending snaps
duuuude she keeps spamming me"

I heard she's having score wars”
by streetsmartgurl December 29, 2015
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Score One For The Master Race

Also known as S1FMR, it is a phrase coined by far-right TikTok personality Postman, in response to a video made by leftist Jewish TikTok user MonicaLeJewski, who suggested that Postman probably says "Score One for the Master Race" to himself in the mirror. The term is often associated with racist and white supremacist rhetoric, signaling a covert endorsement of white nationalist ideologies without explicitly stating them.
*Vril Edit*
Ultimate.Aryan: Score one for the master race
by supergoyim May 16, 2025
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pantry score

food you find in your cupboard that you didn't know you had
Yeeeeees! Chocolate chips! Now I don't have to go to the store AGAIN, before I make cookies...... Pantry Score!!!!
by calidomo October 23, 2014
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