blandy salad

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.

My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after

by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015

pasta:salad ratio

An euphemism for the act of intercourse whereby climax for both parties occurs at the same time. Thus ensuring an even pasta:salad ratio.

Lionel: how's your pasta:salad ratio?
Dave: no good mate, she keeps finishing first.

by Welshyyy April 11, 2016

McDonalds Salad

The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.

I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.

by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

sad lad salad

When more than one lad/ladette are sad together

Me and the lads went gym last night, but it was closed so we're a total sad lad salad

by Mashislife February 13, 2017

Chinese Egg-salad sandwich

A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.

Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.

by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023

Gorilla Salad

1. A thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (G. beringei beringei).

2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.

Chicago Blackhawks forward Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the NHL's Department of Player Safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.

by Tankho February 26, 2013

weed salad

When several friends are all adding a bit of their weed to the bowl and they all have differing weed, much like the differing ingredients in a garden salad.

Friend: "We've got a weed salad here! There's some indoor, some outdoor, a bit of headies, it's all good!"

by Qeqeneq May 13, 2009